Popups and Spam [Creativity of the Ordinary #4]

Popups and Spam - is this fair use?

Do you like pop ups and spam?

I do not like pop ups and spam, I do not like them, Email Jam.

Would you like a mortgage now? Just click right here I'll show you how.

I do not want a mortgage now. I do not want to be endowed. I do not click them here or there I do not click them anywhere.

Cheap drugs! Cheap drugs from Canada! This pop up spam can bring such fun!

Cheap Canuck drugs won't make me click. Don't need them, want them, I'm not sick! I do not like pop ups and spam. I do not like them Email Jam.

Would you click them at your work? Would you click them in a park?

I would not click them at my work. I would not click them in the park. I would not click them here or there. I would not click them anywhere.

Auto loans! Surely auto loans! Could you, would you for Auto loans?

I would not, could not for auto loans. Not for cheap rates, hot dates or free cell phones. I do not like pop ups and spam. I do not like them Email Jam.

But surely you want to know the stock! The markets' picks are piping hot!

I do not even trust your picks. So just remove me from your list. I say clearly Email Jam no more no more pop ups and spam.

Free TV? What about for free TV? Would you click them for a free TV?

(image from Blue Swallow Hotel review)

I would not click them for free TV... What size, what kind an LCD? No never! Never! You hear me? I will not click them for TV. So please, oh please just let me be! I do not click pop ups and spam, I do not click them Email Jam.

You do not click them so you say. But have you tried them now-a-days? Stock tips, draft picks, dates and more; by clicking you'll see just what's in store. Will you click one just to see? Will you click one just for me?

Just for you? Just for you? Will you stop this if I do? If I click just one pop up or spam will you stop this Email Jam?

I will. I will. I promise you. Just click this one and then you're through. Just read one spam or click a pop, then just type "quit" right in this box, and all this popup and spam will stop.

Epilog: our hero clicks to his chagrin and Email Jam is let right in. He clogs he pings and all is done, our hero has unleashed the one. The one big bad pop up and spam, that could destroy the the systems' RAM. From one computer to another speads the virus none could smother. And our poor hero now is stunned for Email Jam was no one. An ad sense bot with charm and wit to fool the people, make them click. A twist a turn in pop up spam. A kind of pop up uberman. That gets paid lots to click and click, plus a bonus for a trick. The trick is this, just pure and plain, get real people too and you get paid. Double money for real response, plus your automatic ones. The real ones count at even more, so bots exploit the open door. So please be careful where you click, for just one slip and it may stick. Yes Email Jam is on the move so click right here to be removed.